i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.
"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"
Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
I fucking lost it here
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.