- Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
- Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
- me: damn i need to save my money
- me: *spends $200 in a week*
that’s how I wanna goThat’s how I wanna take someone out
"pots were also smashed during altercation"
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
Fun Fact: In the Marvel vs DC crossover it was established that Wonder Woman is in fact Worthy of wielding the hammer of Thor.
And then she put it down, because she thought it would be unworthy of her to take advantage of its power.
Wonder Woman’s standards are higher than Mjolnir’s.
IF THE HAMMER THINKS SHES WORTHY WHY DONT THE MARKETING EXECS
marketing execs are dumber than hammers, apparently
That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise
really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???